Hi, Guest
01-25-2006, 07:03 AM
darkpuppet,Jan 24 2006, 12:28 PM Wrote:meford4u,Jan 23 2006, 03:44 PM Wrote:funny story. when i worked for metro housing as a 911 dispatcher, we had to go on ride-alongs once a month with the police. We were at regent park one night and they were dong a clean up of the prostitutes. We picked up this dreadful looking women who had no front teeth and red rashes all around her lips. I asked her what that was all about and she told me it was a rash burn from her giving bj's and men going in and out so fast that it created a friction burn on the sides of her mouth.
I bought her some ky jelly. You would think I was her best friend. She wanted to try it out on me.
I gave her puppet's number.
Donna called yet Steve?
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No she didn't, but I asked your sister to take a message if the phone rang. I'll have to double check with her tonight.
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*spews hot chocolate out nose* HAHAHA OWWWWWW IT BURNS!!!!
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