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03-29-2006, 01:09 PM
Oscar The Grouch,Mar 28 2006, 08:13 PM Wrote:Now I guess people may understand why i suggested landmines on Flo's House Needs topic.

Operator:  911

Me:  Yeah some kid walked on my lawn and died.

Operator:  What happened?

Me:  He stepped on a landmine.

Operator:  ...

Me:  Hey the US deems landmines as legal in military terms of engagement.  I have a right to protect my home by any means necessary.

Operator:  ...

Me:  You guys have 2 hours to pick up his body parts or I'll feed em to the crocs in the moat.  Have a nice day.

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Lawn Killer - Phantom - 03-29-2006, 01:14 AM
Lawn Killer - ANTHONYD - 03-29-2006, 02:54 AM
Lawn Killer - FociPhil - 03-29-2006, 03:00 AM
Lawn Killer - darkpuppet - 03-29-2006, 03:03 AM
Lawn Killer - FociPhil - 03-29-2006, 03:24 AM
Lawn Killer - Phantom - 03-29-2006, 04:14 AM
Lawn Killer - darkpuppet - 03-29-2006, 04:19 AM
Lawn Killer - FociPhil - 03-29-2006, 04:36 AM
Lawn Killer - NOS2Go4Me - 03-29-2006, 04:55 AM
Lawn Killer - Phantom - 03-29-2006, 05:13 AM
Lawn Killer - habmann - 03-29-2006, 06:04 AM
Lawn Killer - FocusGuy7476 - 03-29-2006, 10:00 AM
Lawn Killer - nass - 03-29-2006, 10:06 AM
Lawn Killer - laidman - 03-29-2006, 10:30 AM
Lawn Killer - PerfectSaiyan - 03-29-2006, 10:37 AM
Lawn Killer - ANTHONYD - 03-29-2006, 11:33 AM
Lawn Killer - P-51 - 03-29-2006, 11:36 AM
Lawn Killer - ZX5focused - 03-29-2006, 11:36 AM
Lawn Killer - Oscar The Grouch - 03-29-2006, 12:13 PM
Lawn Killer - Phantom - 03-29-2006, 01:09 PM
Lawn Killer - dBlast - 03-29-2006, 09:23 PM
Lawn Killer - FociPhil - 03-30-2006, 01:52 AM
Lawn Killer - ZTWsquared - 03-30-2006, 07:10 AM

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