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06-30-2006, 11:56 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/29062006/6/n-od...lf-ferrari.html
Must be fugly if she has to lure men in with an Enzo :ph34r: But still, pretty good bait! :lol: 
07-01-2006, 12:15 AM
Haha I read about that this morning.. Who does that??! REALLY!!
hahahaha :lol:
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07-01-2006, 01:15 AM
can buyers opt out of the wife and take just the car ?
maybe she's the reason there are no bids! 
07-01-2006, 01:37 AM
Link? This is crazy, I can't believe people do things like this.
07-01-2006, 02:03 AM
Sorry Chad, Yahoo didn't provide a link to the auction, but there can't be that many Enzos on Ebay!
07-01-2006, 02:35 AM
Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho.
:lol:
Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come. Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies. 
07-01-2006, 02:50 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-01-2006, 02:50 AM by darkpuppet.)
Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho. no kidding.. make sure you check for leaky seals, misaligned headlights, proper riding position, an intact grill, and make sure you get a carfax report.. something to tell you if the rear end has ever been hit before. oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work. Contribute to focuscanada.net's future! Donations of $20 and over get a custom title! 
07-01-2006, 02:54 AM
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33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned. Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.
07-01-2006, 03:39 AM
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 12:50 PM Wrote:Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho. Post of the Day! :lol:
Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come. Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies.
07-01-2006, 03:39 AM
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work. BWAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!!1 
07-01-2006, 03:55 AM
dude she is hot
but dammmm, too much money for a car and women. I can get a yogo and a crotian chick for less then 100 Euros. or even a 57 belair and a cuban for free.
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07-01-2006, 03:59 AM
Show me yur boobies............
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One day I will rule the world. For now, I have to settle for this place. 
07-01-2006, 08:05 AM
SVT ZX3,Jun 30 2006, 01:39 PM Wrote:darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work. ^^^^^^^ BwaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! 
07-01-2006, 08:08 AM
microbunny,Jun 30 2006, 06:05 PM Wrote:SVT ZX3,Jun 30 2006, 01:39 PM Wrote:darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work. ^^^^^^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Maybe you could win the auction and after the auction sell off the woman. Sorta like buying a beat up old house for the property.
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07-01-2006, 08:14 AM
Puppet, if you need to work at it, you aint got it.
The ladies love my rico swave' attitude. I make 'em melt. Andrew might be able to teach you a thing or two. :lol: Maybe. He's switched over to the junior department. :P
TEAM PITA Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.
One day I will rule the world. For now, I have to settle for this place. 
07-01-2006, 08:25 AM
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 12:50 PM Wrote:Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho. OMG classic! If she is luring you to her with an Enzo, she must REALLY have some issues. A whole load more than a "normal" woman. I'd guess that her carfax report wouldn't come back clean, and probably high mileage too.
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07-01-2006, 01:28 PM
10 Bucks says shes a Stage 5 Clinger.
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she's a keeper, just look at her mspaint skills!
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MBRP................ check SCT Xcal2 ........ check VF mounts Adj. Dampers ... check Meford's Mom.... sale pending
07-02-2006, 12:47 AM
nass,Jul 1 2006, 09:56 AM Wrote:she's a keeper, just look at her mspaint skills! I dunno man. She looks like more maintnance than the car.
Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come. Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies.
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