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09-07-2006, 07:02 AM
Q: why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
A: because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan! Contribute to focuscanada.net's future! Donations of $20 and over get a custom title! 
09-07-2006, 07:07 AM
darkpuppet,Sep 6 2006, 05:02 PM Wrote:Q: why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors? hahaahahahahahahha watchign dirty jobs on discovery???? lmao
'05 Grand Cherokee LTD Hemi
'02 black ZX5 ****currently on jack stands my parents garage missing a transmission**** --FC/OBX 4-2-1 Race Header--FS Flex--MBRP catback exhaust--AEM CAI--Brembo Brakes with Hawk HPS pads--Toucan(ractive) 9mm Plug wires--FC Plug wire cover--Polished aluminum Ractive Strut Bar Not installed: FK 60/40 Springs 
09-07-2006, 08:01 AM
two camels walk out of a strip club, and one camel say to the other camel 'that looked just like my toe'
'03 Focus SVT
09-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Two fish swim into a wall, one turns to the other and says "Dam"
NefCanuck 
09-07-2006, 01:21 PM
2 guys walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have ducked.
No name, Cheap and Slutty.
MMM Daddy Like
09-07-2006, 01:42 PM
focusracer,Sep 6 2006, 11:21 PM Wrote:2 guys walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have ducked. THAT's CLASSIC!! Contribute to focuscanada.net's future! Donations of $20 and over get a custom title! 
09-07-2006, 01:44 PM
An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think it is a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face".
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09-07-2006, 10:31 PM
habmann,Sep 6 2006, 11:44 PM Wrote:An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?" HAHAHAHAHHAHAA :rofl:
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