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02-22-2007, 06:58 AM
GOLF HAZARD!

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then, your stance is too wide."
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02-22-2007, 07:01 AM
:lol:

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02-22-2007, 11:23 AM
Right on the choda.
Nice one Meford!
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02-22-2007, 11:53 AM
ok! I don't get it!! hahahahahahaha!!

It's maybe because I don't play golf or I just don't get it! hahaha
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02-22-2007, 08:48 PM
focusonthis_88,Feb 21 2007, 08:53 PM Wrote:ok! I don't get it!! hahahahahahaha!!

It's maybe because I don't play golf or I just don't get it! hahaha
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02-22-2007, 09:49 PM
haha good one Bryan! +1

And nice visual diagram & explaination there, dBlast :) you get a +1 too!
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