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Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.
1. go to http://www.google.ca
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) (hit get directions)
6. scroll down to step #24
OMG its so funny. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. :lol:
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lol
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long swim lol
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zx5power,Apr 25 2007, 08:24 PM Wrote:long swim lol
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Stand by for the lawsuit when somebody trys it.
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Are those standard miles or nautical miles? Andrew? :D :ph34r:
Freakin' hilarious!
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LOL!!! I tried to type few places in europe it tell you to swin across atlantic too..hahaha!!
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That's priceless... and I assume we should swim pulling our cars on a dinghy behind us? :lol:
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LMAO!
I was the only member on this board with a Yellow Focus Sedan, and a 2002+ Euro Facelift on a sedan.
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04-27-2007, 02:32 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-27-2007, 02:34 PM by NOS2Go4Me.)
Jeez, did you guys know that Hell is only 471KMs from Toronto.
It explains a lot, come to think of it. :ph34r:
And, apparently... there's no way to get to Heaven. :rofl:
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04-27-2007, 10:49 PM
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NOS2Go4Me,Apr 26 2007, 11:32 PM Wrote:Jeez, did you guys know that Hell is only 471KMs from Toronto.
It explains a lot, come to think of it. :ph34r:
And, apparently... there's no way to get to Heaven. :rofl:
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yup Hell, Michigan drove trough there once and picked up a shot glass for a souvenir. If you do go to Hell(Michigan) note that the roads are amazing in that part of Michigan especially around Ann Arbor.
OK now I have to go listen to AC/DC
Laterz :)
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