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"24" Signs You Might Be A Canadian
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Someone sent me this in an e-mail figured I'd share it.


"24" SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE CANADIAN

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette; I just dropped some of my poutine on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Mike Myers & many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You know to design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit if you live in Newfoundland.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
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#2
Beauty, eh?
Proud member of the CDan nation.
2000 White ZTS: retired
2012 Frosted Glass SEL: active
K&N Filter.....
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#3
Excellent!

Pass the poutine... and it's "poo-tin", not "poo-teen"! :lol:
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Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT

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RE: #22

Feh, that's nothing, try having the HNiC opening (The 1980 version) as a ringtone and without fail cranking up the sound to hear the HNiC theme at max volume DD5.1 every night during the season & playoffs :D

NefCanuck
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#5
HNIC theme will put a smile on any Canadians face.
'03 Focus SVT
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lol....that's awesome eh? to bad our neighbours to the south probably just think of us as a bunch of hosers.....lmao...
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FocusGuy7476,May 17 2007, 11:58 PM Wrote:HNIC theme will put a smile on any Canadians face.
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not mine, it just makes me change the channel faster.
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