Hi, Guest
08-10-2007, 12:00 PM
The following are all replies that women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or
putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??). Spelling
is left intact just like they wrote it...and yes, they walk among
us...
(#10 takes 1st prize, #3 is runner up and # 5 gives new meaning to
people from Virginia)
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter he drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.
7. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time...well, I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.
And now for the personal favorite.....
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
intelligent souls...
Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or
putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??). Spelling
is left intact just like they wrote it...and yes, they walk among
us...
(#10 takes 1st prize, #3 is runner up and # 5 gives new meaning to
people from Virginia)
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter he drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.
7. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time...well, I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.
And now for the personal favorite.....
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
intelligent souls...
