Hi, Guest
01-16-2008, 09:55 AM
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a
process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was
unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were
financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
Thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1
Million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the
bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one
of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for
sex.
These holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband
was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.
:lol: :lol: :ph34r:
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a
process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was
unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were
financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
Thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1
Million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the
bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one
of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for
sex.
These holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband
was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.
:lol: :lol: :ph34r:
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