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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final

word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer

heart attacks than us.

6. French drink lots of red wine, eat food loaded with fat; they suffer

fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

what kills you.