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06-18-2008, 08:23 AM
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote out port. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
'How's she cuttin' bye' says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
'What are dose?' asks the attendant.
'They're called tees' replies Tiger.
'Well, what on god's earth are dey for?' inquires the attendant.
'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger.
'Fookin Jaysus', says the Newfoundlander, 'Ford tinks of everyting!'
'How's she cuttin' bye' says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
'What are dose?' asks the attendant.
'They're called tees' replies Tiger.
'Well, what on god's earth are dey for?' inquires the attendant.
'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger.
'Fookin Jaysus', says the Newfoundlander, 'Ford tinks of everyting!'
"Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success."
--Henry Ford
00 Focus ZX3 Silver- Sold
01 Focus ZX3 Green- Sold
01 Focus ZTS Red- Sold
03 Focus ZTW Green Sold
04 Escape LTD Silver- Sold
05 Freestyle LTD Black-Sold
02 Honda CRV EX-L-Sold
02 VW Jetta GLS TDI Silver-Sold
11 VW Jetta TDI 6spd Mine
10 VW Golf Highline DSG- wrote off
--Henry Ford
00 Focus ZX3 Silver- Sold
01 Focus ZX3 Green- Sold
01 Focus ZTS Red- Sold
03 Focus ZTW Green Sold
04 Escape LTD Silver- Sold
05 Freestyle LTD Black-Sold
02 Honda CRV EX-L-Sold
02 VW Jetta GLS TDI Silver-Sold
11 VW Jetta TDI 6spd Mine
10 VW Golf Highline DSG- wrote off
