[habmann]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian dix is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven dix on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[NikiterZTS]

i think this was on Q107 radio station

i laughed my ass off in the car

[ZX3_2NV]

thats pretty funny i sent it to some coworkers

[Canadian ST]

That was some funny sh#t. This is a good start to the day.

[NefCanuck]

Ah yes the "engage mouth before letting out the clutch in your brain" syndrome :lol:

I know it well :ph34r:

NefCanuck

[cornflakes]

oh gawd these are funny....u wouldn't happen to have the actual audio clips would u??