Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Frog Genie
#1
FROG GENIE


A woman was going swimming in her backyard pool and noticed that a frog was in the pool treading water, unable to climb out.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."

The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you ".

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



Attention male readers ONLY: Please continue.











*



The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really not as smart as they think. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it also proves that women never do as they are told!

I wish my grass was Emo, so it would cut itself...
Reply
#2
OH SCHNAP!!!! hahahahahhaa :lol:
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N
05 300C 5.7: Sold
99 Civic SIR: Sold
03 Focus SVT: Sold
01 Focus ZX3: Sold
Reply
#3
As a legal worker all I can say to that joke is:

The devil is in the details :rofl:

NefCanuck
Reply
#4
lmao..........
I was the only member on this board with a Yellow Focus Sedan, and a 2002+ Euro Facelift on a sedan.
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)