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08-10-2005, 02:30 PM
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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08-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 401
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold 
08-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
08-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk duds fill out of her ass
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:32 PM
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
08-10-2005, 02:32 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:32 PM
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
08-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Yo mamma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
08-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:34 PM
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
08-10-2005, 02:34 PM
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:34 PM
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
08-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
08-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
08-10-2005, 02:36 PM
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:36 PM
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
08-10-2005, 02:36 PM
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:37 PM
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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