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Markham Proverbs.
#1
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



Man who stand on toilet high on pot.



It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!



Man who jizz in cash register come into money.



Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.



Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.



Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.



Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.



Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.



Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.



Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.



Learn to masturbate--come in handy.



Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.



Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.



Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.



Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.



He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.



Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.



Better to be pissed off than pissed on.



He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.



Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.



Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.



Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.



Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.



Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.



Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.



Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.



He who run behind bus get exhausted.



Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.



Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.



He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.



Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is damned nuts.
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#2
The last one is supposed to be f***ing nuts... but that's okay. LOL to the rest
2000 Black ZX3
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#3
He who posts too much on an internet chat site has too little work and not enough sex.

Anyone say ScoobaSteve?
TEAM PITA Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.

One day I will rule the world. For now, I have to settle for this place.
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#4
Aw Jeeze... <_<

This week seems to be the opposite :P

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03 Focus SVT: Sold
01 Focus ZX3: Sold
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