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Email Joke Of The Day.
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#1
11-22-2005, 03:35 AM
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mommy," he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

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#2
11-22-2005, 04:48 AM
zinggggggggggg
TEAM PITA Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.

One day I will rule the world. For now, I have to settle for this place.
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11-22-2005, 04:56 AM
meford4u,Nov 21 2005, 02:48 PM Wrote:zinggggggggggg
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BA ZING!!!
Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.

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11-23-2005, 12:29 AM
Q. How do you circumcise a whale?
A. You send down four skin divers.
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11-23-2005, 04:13 AM
nice.
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11-23-2005, 04:54 AM
What's the most popular event at the Calgary Stampede? Bull riding.

The next favourite event? Unfaithful Wife Riding.
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