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Ha Ha
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Oldie but a goodie.

MY RESUME...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB
[center]TEAM PITA™ Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.[/center]
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Ha Ha - DD1 - 08-05-2005, 06:19 AM
Ha Ha - meford4u - 08-05-2005, 06:32 AM
Ha Ha - scoobasteve - 08-05-2005, 06:33 AM
Ha Ha - Crazirich - 08-05-2005, 07:29 AM
Ha Ha - Raine - 08-05-2005, 09:21 AM
Ha Ha - Zoom - 08-05-2005, 10:18 AM
Ha Ha - DD1 - 08-05-2005, 12:24 PM
Ha Ha - crazikev - 08-05-2005, 05:25 PM

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