[NefCanuck]

Okay, this is just too stupid an idea not to share it. I give you my version of "Kermit The Frog meets the Escape Hybird"

Opening scene - Forested area

Kermit sitting on a log plucking at a banjo

Kermit: Hi ho! It's great to get away from the city smog and noise Cue a herd of typical SUV's roaring through belching smoke

Kermit gets off the log hacking and coughing

Kermit: Darnit! Why can't someone come up with a cleaner SUV?

Cue Kermit getting pasted from behind by a Ford Escape Hybrid running on its batteries

Kermit: ... looks up and sees the Escape drive off I guess it is easy to be green after all faceplants back onto the road - fade out

NefCanuck