Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Relationships>>
#1
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

So, she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear:
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said let's get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her
for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all,
dear. Let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"




...Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....

Reply
#2
Youre doomed buddy, There a few thing in life that you cant touch on a woman, and screwing with threr shopping and shoes is one of them I learned this the hard way and I have not had sex in 5 mths :( so good luck . and by the way great come back :lol:


Take care

Sylo
Reply
#3
:o :blink: :o
2005 ZX4 SOLD! ST; 1992 Mustang 5.0L S/C

[Image: lakemitchellsml.jpg][Image: burnout1sml.jpg]
Reply
#4
this is a repost
I drive a 2010 Golf that growls at people when it goes over 3000rpm.
Reply
#5
D-Dub,Jul 16 2005, 09: Wrote:this is a repost
[right][snapback]122857[/snapback][/right]

I dont doubt you but,

PROVE IT BIATCH... :lol:
Reply
#6
like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
Contribute to focuscanada.net's future!

Donations of $20 and over get a custom title!







Reply
#7
Hahaha, I've heard this joke too many times before.

Never had it happen to me though! :D
Reply
#8
darkpuppet,Jul 16 2005, 10:52 AM Wrote:like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
[right][snapback]122864[/snapback][/right]

ouch! :lol:
Reply
#9
darkpuppet,Jul 16 2005, 02:52 PM Wrote:like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
[right][snapback]122864[/snapback][/right]

Man don't be bashin Deloreans! :)
"No, my sons name is also Bort!"
Reply
#10
I was going to call B.S on mirco being married hahahaaha
[center]TEAM PITA™ Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.[/center]
Reply
#11
DD1,Jul 16 2005, 12:27 PM Wrote:I was  going to call B.S on mirco being married hahahaaha
[right][snapback]122894[/snapback][/right]

it's Micro jerkass

and your the king of B.S. so you would be the best one to make that call!!

:angry:
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)